My pick: listed first. Home team: CAPS. Post-game comments, if any, in italics.

Cowboys over JETS -125 moneyline – Come on. It’s the fucking Jets.

CHARGERS -3 vs. Commanders

RAVENS +1.5 vs. Texans – I know Lamar Jackson is out, but Cooper Rush is a solid backup. I just don’t see the Ravens starting the season 1-4.