NFL 2023 Playoffs: Divisional Round

My pick: listed first. Home team: CAPS. In the playoffs, you have to bet every game, that’s the law. Postgame comments in italics.

Saturday:

RAVENS -10 vs. Texans ✅ – Every year there’s one underdog that surprises everyone in the first round, and then falls back to earth in the second. I think that’s the these young Texans this year.

Parlay +415 ❌

  • RAVENS -7
  • Lamar Jackson: 40+ rushing yards
  • Lamar Jackson: 225+ passing yards
  • CJ Stroud: 225+ passing yards

Teaser -120 2× bet ✅ ✅
+ RAVENS -4 vs. Texans • Packers +16 vs. NINERS

Parlay +625 2× bet ❌ ❌ — Praise Jeebus let Dallas’s defense last week have been a legit test for this Packers offense.

  • Packers +9.5 vs. NINERS
  • Jordan Love: 250+ passing yards
  • Aaron Jones: 80+ rushing yards

Parlay +800 ❌

  • Packers +10.5
  • Jordan Love: 250+ passing yards
  • Christian McCaffrey: 100+ rushing yards
    + Christian McCaffrey: anytime TD scorer

Sunday:

LIONS -4.5 vs. Bucs ✅ — I got a lower spread because I waited until after the game started to get this in.

Parlay +256 ❌

  • LIONS -3.5 vs. Bucs
  • BILLS -2.5 vs. Chiefs

BILLS -2.5 vs. Chiefs ❌ — This is a great match, and probably the best rivalry in the league right now. I’m just betting the Bills because I’m rooting for them. That’s it.

Parlay +800 ❌

  • BILLS moneyline
  • OVER 39.5 total points
  • Mahomes: 250+ passing yards
  • Mahomes: 1.5+ TD passes
  • Allen: 227.5+ passing yards
  • Allen: 25+ rushing yards

Parlay +1200 ❌

  • BILLS -2.5
  • Mahomes: 250+ passing yards
  • Mahomes: 1.5+ TD passes
  • Allen: 225+ passing yards
  • Allen: anytime TD scorer

Season to date (regular season + playoffs): 74-96-3
This week: 4-8