NFL 2023 Week 13 Picks

My pick: listed first. Home team: CAPS. Post-game comments, if any, in italics.

Thursday Night Football:

COWBOYS -9 vs. Seahawks ❌

COWBOYS -5.5 vs. Seahawks ✅ – Tacked on live after the Seahawks got lucky and took a 7-3 lead.

COWBOYS over Seahawks -250 moneyline ✅ – Tacked on at halftime.

Parlay +320: ❌ – Lost by one point on the alternate line.

  • COWBOYS -7 alternate line
  • Dak Prescott 1.5+ passing TDs
  • Dak Prescott 283.5+ passing yards
  • CeeDee Lamb 70+ receiving yards

Sunday:

Dolphins -8.5 vs. COMMANDERS ✅ — Ron Rivera has his bags packed.

Lions -4 vs. SAINTS ✅ — Looking for Detroit to bounce back after their embarrassing game on Thanksgiving.

Chargers -4.5 vs. PATS ✅ — Time to dance on Belichick’s grave. 6-0! What an absolute turd of a football game. Can you even imagine sitting in the cold windy stands in Foxborough to watch this?

Broncos -3 vs. TEXANS ❌ — Play this many good games in a row and I believe.

Niners-EAGLES OVER 47 ✅

Teaser +400 2× bet ❌ ❌

  • Steelers +0
  • Miami -2.5
  • Broncos +9.5
  • Eagles +9
  • Chiefs +1

Teaser +450 1.1× bet ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅

  • Niners-EAGLES over 46.5
  • McCaffrey 1+ TDs
  • Purdy 254.5+ passing yards
  • Hurts 236.5+ passing yards

Season to date (weeks 1-10): 29-44-2 This week: 9-3