NFL 2023 Week 7 Picks

My pick: listed first. Home team: CAPS. Post-game comments, if any, in italics.

Bills -7.5 vs. PATRIOTS 2x bet of the week ❌ ❌ – Let’s bet the trend that the wheels have completely fallen off the Patriots dynasty and they’re now, in fact, one of the league’s patsies. Let’s further bet the fact that as division rivals, the Bills would just love – love love love – to run up the score and humiliate Belichick. I’m almost tempted to take the Over on this one (41.5) but I’m too afraid the final score will be something like 35-3.

Browns -3.5 vs. COLTS ❌ – Browns made a serious case last week that they have the best defense in the league. Just brutal up front – in the backfield on running plays, in the QB’s face on passing plays.

Chargers +6 vs. CHIEFS
Chargers-CHIEFS OVER 47.5 ✅– I just need something to root for in the 4:00pm late game window.

Dolphins +3 vs. EAGLES
Dolphins-EAGLES OVER 52.5 ❌ – Dolphins are scoring 37 points per game, like they’re playing Madden, not real football. So even if the Eagles win I think 52.5 is a little low. Weather is good in Philly today too.

Season to date (weeks 1-6): 12-17-1 This week: 1-6 (ouch)